1. They're not "morning people."
(Photo credit: Douga. This cranky cuttle is an Australian Giant Cuttlefish, or Sepia apama.)
2. They're curious.
(Photo credit: Pearbiter.)
3. Sleeping baby cuttlefish: Adorable newborn, or most adorable newborn ever?
(Photo credit: Global Voyager.)
4. Great taste in pyjamas.
(Photo credit: Rling. This fellow is called a Striped Pyjama Squid, which is actually a species of cuttlefish.)
5. Long, dangly tentacles are cute, in a terrifying sort of way.
(Photo credit: Douga. This is another Sepia apama.)
6. They're unabashedly flamboyant.
(Photo Credit: Tom Weilenman. This is a Pfeffer's Flamboyant Cuttlefish, aka Metasepia pfefferi.)
7. Tentacley sign language.
(Photo Credit: Guppiecat. This is, in my opinion, a cuttlefish greeting pose.)
8. They look sort of like tiny, aquatic UFOs.
(Photo Credit: Lising)
9. They have the most oddly shaped skeletons ever.
(Photo Credit: Okoru. I think this is a clever message to humans, warning of the impending cephalopod takeover. Like putting a horse's head in our collective beds every time a dead cuttlefish washes up on the shore.)
10. They're pretty in pink pairs...
(Photo Credit: Douga. These are Sepia mestus, or "Reaper Cuttlefish.")
11. ....Beautiful in blue....
(Photo Credit: Serk1)
12. ...And ravishing in red!
(Photo Credit: Douga.)
13. They let their tentacles do the walking.
(Photo Credit: Bigfez.)
14. Sometimes they imitate giraffes.
(Photo Credit: Global Voyager)
15. Cool undersea bachelor pads.
(Photo Credit: Nsaunders)
16. Built-in tuning forks/divining rods.
(Photo Credit: Douga)
17. As venomous as the Blue-Ringed Octopus. But still adorable.
(Photo Credit: Divers Log. Toxicity of Flamboyant Cuttlefish venom reported by Marine Biologist Mark Norman.)
18. Jet propulsion.
19. Tiny tentacle burrows.
(Photo by Global Voyager)
20. Moping cuttlefish look an awful lot like certain Elder Gods. I don't recommend upsetsting them.
